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  <title>A Toxic Endevour</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2004 08:06:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>LJ is now just for my pictures.&lt;br /&gt;Yay For Pictures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h1 align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Richy.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/AmyBed1.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amy on her bed watching Xmas Vacation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/AmyBed2.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amy Again. Same day. w00t.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/AmyRoom1.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Craaaazy Amy in her room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/AmyWall.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our crazy adventures at the climbing wall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/BasilBasement.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Extreme Closeup! Waaaaaaah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/BasilBowling.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damnit, We couldent afford bowling. Basil pouts. Not really...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/BasilDualPhoto.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woa, talk about weird. I reall like this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/BasilOnCouch.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Really should get rid of the red eye. Meh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/BasilThinking.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one was at the lake type thing by the house on the street in the middle of my town.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Bibly.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ill get you Cory, if its the last thing I do&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/BrianAndDummy.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Come On Baby, Relax&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/BrianAndMegan.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ho ho ho got you good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/CoolLights.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like these lights the best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/CoryGuitar.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Im going to stab you Tim.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/CoryandJeebs.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where are the &quot;Shut up Jeebs. I Hate You.&quot; Shirts?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Dashboard.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The world through the eyes of Amys Dashboard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Donovon.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Donovon. Nuff Said&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/DonovonBokuto.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;::sneak sneak sneak:: WHACK UPSIDE DONOVONS HEAD ::sneak sneak sneak::&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/DorusFacial.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;$$$Get ready for the money shot$$$&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Giblin.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sneak Shot Of Mikey&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/GiblinAndAmy.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Took to many pictures that day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was suppose to put one of Googs here but I forgot to rotate it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/HotBrian.jpg&quot; height=&quot;350&quot; width=&quot;300&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That one was a total blind shot. I just threw my camera around my seat and snap. Awsome shot tho eh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/JenaOnCouch.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jenas house on New Years. Whoopty Doo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Lights1.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Lights2.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Lights3.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These would make good covers to emo cds. Forget The Dawn. Rising new band in the emo world. Thats their cover art.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Lizy.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lizy doesnt like me taking pictures of her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/MickDah.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Daaaaaaaah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/MickIrishStout.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dropkick Love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/Popa.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Math Class Is Fun&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.angelfire.com/punk4/thecretinsill/TimtoXian.jpg&quot; height=&quot;250&quot; width=&quot;320&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Awwww, Xian to Watashi wa kawaii desune!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2003 06:38:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This could be the big one</title>
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  <description>1) Using band names, spell out your name&lt;br /&gt;The Ramones&lt;br /&gt;Iggy Pop (Bwahahaha)&lt;br /&gt;Misfits&lt;br /&gt;Jake, Less Than Jake&lt;br /&gt;Anti-Flag&lt;br /&gt;Nekromantix&lt;br /&gt;Iron Maiden&lt;br /&gt;Screeching Weasle&lt;br /&gt;2) Have you ever had a song written about you?: Not to my knowledge&lt;br /&gt;3) What song makes you cry? I dont listen to emo, chumps!&lt;br /&gt;4) What song makes you happy? Dropkick Murphys - Boys On The Docks or Amazing Grace&lt;br /&gt;5) What do you like to listen to before bed? Rancid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PT. II&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a p p e a r a n c e&lt;br /&gt;HEIGHT: 5&apos;8&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Color of hair: Brown&lt;br /&gt;SKIN COLOR: Uh, white I guess&lt;br /&gt;EYE COLOR: Blue&lt;br /&gt;PIERCINGS: nope&lt;br /&gt;TATTOOS: nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;r i g h t n o w&lt;br /&gt;WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Blue Dickies I got for Christmas&lt;br /&gt;WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: I was listening to The Who&lt;br /&gt;WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Orange Soda&lt;br /&gt;WHAT&apos;S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Winterish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;d o y o u&lt;br /&gt;GET MOTION SICKNESS?: When Reading, yes&lt;br /&gt;HAVE A BAD HABIT?: Good Call Diane, Who deosn&apos;t&lt;br /&gt;GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Meh, if they arent being self righteous jerks&lt;br /&gt;LIKE TO DRIVE?: Sure, when I can get a car&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;f a v o r i t e s&lt;br /&gt;TV SHOW: Daria&lt;br /&gt;CONDITIONER: The stuff thats in a bottle thats in my shower&lt;br /&gt;BOOK: GTO&lt;br /&gt;MAGAZINE: Meh&lt;br /&gt;NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Orange Soda&lt;br /&gt;ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Straight Edge xXx&lt;br /&gt;THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Pool, Bowling, Drive around aimlessly filming stuff and yelling at things&lt;br /&gt;BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: Teh Ramones, Five Iron, Dropkick&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;h a v e y o u&lt;br /&gt;BROKEN THE LAW: Yes but never cought&lt;br /&gt;RAN AWAY FROM HOME: Why should I leave and freeze in some woods because my family sucks? I just go to my room and put my head phones on&lt;br /&gt;SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: Um, Dun think so.&lt;br /&gt;EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Hahaha when I was 1yo my Mommy washed me in the sink, does that count?&lt;br /&gt;MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: Oh god all the time&lt;br /&gt;EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: Nope&lt;br /&gt;USED YOUR PARENTS&apos; CREDIT CARD BEFORE: Not without them knowing&lt;br /&gt;SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: Skipped Classes&lt;br /&gt;FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: Yes, because I can fall asleep standing up 0.o&lt;br /&gt;BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: Hahaha yes&lt;br /&gt;LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Not that I can recall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;l o v e&lt;br /&gt;BOYFRIEND: Brian! lol&lt;br /&gt;GIRLFRIEND: Cheri love! Ow Ow!&lt;br /&gt;SEXUALITY: Straight Edge&lt;br /&gt;CHILDREN: Id hope so, eventually&lt;br /&gt;CURRENT CRUSH: Me! Im So Hot!&lt;br /&gt;BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes&lt;br /&gt;HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Once I guess&lt;br /&gt;BEEN HURT?: Yes&lt;br /&gt;YOUR GREATEST REGRET: Leaving someone outside with homocidal bums. Right Amy?&lt;br /&gt;GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: Hahaha nope but I know some people&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;r a n d o m&lt;br /&gt;DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Yes&lt;br /&gt;YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Dropkick Live From Boston&lt;br /&gt;IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: Pink!&lt;br /&gt;WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Sleep and Food&lt;br /&gt;WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST? Cheri/Amy/Jeremy/Ashley/Richie/Diane/&lt;insert your=&quot;your&quot; name=&quot;name&quot; here=&quot;here&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT&apos;S THE NEXT CD YOU&apos;RE GONNA GET?: Less Than Jake - Hello Rockveiw&lt;br /&gt;WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Well Cheri, but other than her, I could tell Amy anything&lt;br /&gt;WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: Anything but sit around online&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t&lt;br /&gt;TIME YOU CRIED?: Lord Of Teh Rings: Return Of Teh King&lt;br /&gt;YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: Amy and Jena Sent me Christmas Letters&lt;br /&gt;THING YOU PURCHASED: Kiwi Strawberry Snapple&lt;br /&gt;TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: Crank Yankers&lt;br /&gt;MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Lord Of Teh Rings: Return Of Teh King&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;y o u r t h o u g h t s o n&lt;br /&gt;ABORTION: I dont approve&lt;br /&gt;TEENAGE SMOKING: Your so god damn cool.&lt;br /&gt;SPICE GIRLS: Hahahaha holy crap&lt;br /&gt;DREAMS: Dreams are fun but weird&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have officially decided, I am done with LJ. All people do on it now is bitch and moan or write songs. I dont mind that once in a while, but Gosh Damn, get a life! Seriously. I want to hear about your day, not your crappy writtings. But I dont mean this to all. Some people are very good at writting, and you know who you are. Anyways, this will be my last entry. Id love to hear what everyone thinks.</description>
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  <lj:music>Vandals</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Vandals</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2003 18:24:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Well havent updated in a while... Whats up with that? Okay, so I have a new Job, I work at the pavilion and I am pretty much a bouncer. Its fun. Every friday I walk around the pavilion yelling at Junior High kids who give me attitude. Its funny cause they are skanky and think they&apos;re in High School. I laugh at them. Um...I need to get a new computer. Then I need to play CS more. I need Call of Duty and I need to play FFIX more. I got a new digital camera and Ill be taking alot of pictures. Cause yeah, I have some crazy adventures. Soooooo. How bout that stuff? I cant wait for Japan. Its gonna be awsome. Im gonna study independantly beacause Darnell isnt going fast enough. Its not his fault tho. My class mates are idiots and he has to slow down for them. Like shit we learned in J1. Yeah it sucks cause Moraga doesnt know what Watashi is. So yeah. I wanna study all I can threw the first book and see if Mr. Darnell can get me book 2. Yeah, I wanna learn All I can. Yeah. Soooo. Cheri I need to find out your schedule for winter break. Yeah. I think im done. Adios people</description>
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  <lj:music>Rise Against - Heaven Knows</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2003 18:11:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I havent updated in a while.</title>
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  <description>One letter short. curses. I tottaly beat Monica to the punch tho.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2003 04:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>OKAY- I have the list!&lt;br /&gt;People who I need to hang out with soon or else I will die (Besides Cheri, cause I always wanna hang out with Cheri)&lt;br /&gt;1. The LC kids and Charlie!&lt;br /&gt;2. Mike Dolan!&lt;br /&gt;3. Brian Sims!&lt;br /&gt;4. Jenna Welsh!&lt;br /&gt;5. Amy!&lt;br /&gt;6. Jena!&lt;br /&gt;7. Miggs!&lt;br /&gt;8. ELAINA DESU!&lt;br /&gt;9. Jessica, Joannah, Richie&lt;br /&gt;10. Justin, Matt.&lt;br /&gt;11. Mental State!!!&lt;br /&gt;12. Jimmy-Saaaan!&lt;br /&gt;13. Last but not least, Ashley and Diane-&lt;br /&gt;Anyone Im forgeting?&lt;br /&gt;All that I have listed, You need to call me immediatly, if not sooner!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2003 03:50:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Ah, Mr. LJ, So we meet again</title>
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  <description>last cigarette : Feck off with that shit. Never have never will. Cigarettes are for sheep who wanna be &quot;cool&quot;. Oh man, Im choking on carcenogins, im so fucking cool&lt;br /&gt;last kiss : Cheeeeeeeri&lt;br /&gt;last cry : A month back maybe.&lt;br /&gt;last library book checked out : Wow, some Manga prolly&lt;br /&gt;last movie seen in a theatre : Matrix Revolutions&lt;br /&gt;last book read : GTO 15&lt;br /&gt;last cuss word uttered : Hmmm....Fuck I cant think of anything...Oh well&lt;br /&gt;last beverage drank : Orange Crush&lt;br /&gt;last food consumed : Chocolate Chunk Ice Cream&lt;br /&gt;last phone call : My Dad&lt;br /&gt;last time showered : Like 5 Hours ago&lt;br /&gt;last cd played : Dropkick Murphies - Blackout&lt;br /&gt;last item bought : Ranma 1/2 Manga for James&apos; Birthday&lt;br /&gt;last soda drank : Crush&lt;br /&gt;last thing written : An biography about Brian Sims. This you wanker-&lt;br /&gt;last key used : What?&lt;br /&gt;last word spoken : Uh, Maybe on accident&lt;br /&gt;last sleep : 2:30 - 3:00&lt;br /&gt;last IM : Jimmy-Saaaan&lt;br /&gt;last sexual fantasy : Cheeeeeeeeeeeri is so hot, especially in my fantasies!&lt;br /&gt;last ice cream eaten : I hate you survey, making me type things twice&lt;br /&gt;last time wanting to die : Hmmm, never I guess.&lt;br /&gt;last lipstick : Ummmm, yes.&lt;br /&gt;last time dancing : Moshin it up at ANTI FLAGGGGGG!&lt;br /&gt;last show attended : ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ name ]: Timothy Michael Janis (I didnt know how to spell my middle name for about 15 years)&lt;br /&gt;[ nicknames ]: Toxic, The Janster, Worlds Greatest Sex Machine...&lt;br /&gt;[ resides in ]: Booooring Elk Grove&lt;br /&gt;[ good student ]: Yeah but I take a while to get into gear&lt;br /&gt;[ eyes ]: Blue&lt;br /&gt;[ hair ]: Brown, for once ^-^&lt;br /&gt;[ shoe size ]: 10 1/2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;x.do you.x&lt;br /&gt;[ smoke? ]: See above. Im cool enough, I dont need to suck on cancer to be any cooler&lt;br /&gt;[ do drugs? ]: Dun need em, only cowards who cant handle life do drugs&lt;br /&gt;[ have sex? ]: Noooo.&lt;br /&gt;[ sleep with stuffed animals? ]: I used too, I loved my stuffed animals. I still have them somewhere, I refuse to let my mom throw them away.&lt;br /&gt;[ have a dream that keeps coming back? ]: Yeah a few times&lt;br /&gt;[ play an instrument? ]: Guitar love!&lt;br /&gt;[ believe there is life on other planets? ]: God I sure hope so. Gives me hopes of ditchin this human race and watchit crumble upon itself&lt;br /&gt;[ remember your first love? ]: Yes Ma&apos;am&lt;br /&gt;[ still love him/her? ]: Yes I do!&lt;br /&gt;[ read the newspaper? ]: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;[ have any straight friends? ]: Yessir. And probably a few gay ones too.&lt;br /&gt;[ consider love a mistake? ]: I consider you a mistake 0.o&lt;br /&gt;[ like the taste of alcohol? ]: Nope, its like cat piss in a bottle&lt;br /&gt;[ believe in god? ]: Yes&lt;br /&gt;[ go to church? ]: No, I know someones up there, and I dont need to be in a building to talk to them&lt;br /&gt;[ have any secrets? ]: I have a few skeletons in my closet,yes.&lt;br /&gt;[ have any pets? ]: Yeees! I love my puppies!!!&lt;br /&gt;[ talk to strangers who instant message you? ]: Im the stanger most times&lt;br /&gt;[ wear hats? ]: My Toy Machine Hat, thats pretty much the only one I&apos;ll wear constantly&lt;br /&gt;[ have any piercings? ]: No, but I wanna get some!&lt;br /&gt;[ have any tattoos? ]: No, but I wanna get my Joey Ramone one!&lt;br /&gt;[ hate yourself? ]: I love me!&lt;br /&gt;[ have an obsession? ]: Hmm, DDR. I love dancing! And Japanese Stuff, I love Japanese stuff!&lt;br /&gt;[ collect anything? ]: Yeah, Manga and Anime&lt;br /&gt;[ have a best friend? ]: Yes&lt;br /&gt;[ like your handwriting? ]: Like it? Yes. Can I Read It? No.&lt;br /&gt;[ have any bad habits? ]: Probablly&lt;br /&gt;[ care about looks? ]: Eh, not really. Fuck you if you judge me or anyone else by looks&lt;br /&gt;[ boy/girlfriend&apos;s looks? ]: Cheri is so hottt&lt;br /&gt;[ friends and other people? ]: Do I Friends and Other People? Whaaaaat?&lt;br /&gt;[believe in witches? ]: Hahahaha, I beleive in people beleiving that they are witches,&lt;br /&gt;[ believe in satan? ]: Cant be a heaven without a hell.&lt;br /&gt;[ believe in ghosts? ]: Sometimes. I like to scare myself hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;x.current.x&lt;br /&gt;[ dress ]: Um, Ramones shirt and khaki pants&lt;br /&gt;[ mood ]: Worn out, anxious, remeneciant&lt;br /&gt;[ music ]: Dropkick Murphys - Boys On The Docks&lt;br /&gt;[ hair ]: Yes, I have hair&lt;br /&gt;[ annoyance ]: Humans, The Legal System&lt;br /&gt;[ smell ]: Orange Shampoo stuff&lt;br /&gt;[ thought ]: Jesus this thing is long&lt;br /&gt;[ book ]: D&amp;D DMs Guide&lt;br /&gt;[ fingernail color ]: Clear? &lt;br /&gt;[ Refreshment ]: For the third time Orange Crush&lt;br /&gt;[ worry ]: I will have one crazy day tommorow. James Party and then I need to hurry my ass to Mellincollin&lt;br /&gt;[ Favorite Celebrity ]: Robin Williams, Jack Black, or Kimura Sensei!&lt;br /&gt;x.last person.x&lt;br /&gt;[ you touched ]: Jeremy when I kicked his ass in his room&lt;br /&gt;[ you talked to ]: Trevor&lt;br /&gt;[ you hugged ]: Cheri&lt;br /&gt;[ you Instant messaged ]: Amy&lt;br /&gt;[ you yelled at ]: Sean&lt;br /&gt;[ who broke your heart ]: I dont wanna name names&lt;br /&gt;[ kissed ]: Cheri&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;x.who do you want to.x&lt;br /&gt;[ kill ]: Monica Said it best &quot;More than half the people in the school.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;[ slap ]: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^&lt;br /&gt;[ tickle ]: Cheri!&lt;br /&gt;[ talk to ]: Cheri!&lt;br /&gt;[ have sex with ]: Hangela, right Brian?&lt;br /&gt;[ kiss ]: Cheri!&lt;br /&gt;[ be like ]: Me, Im so wicked awsome. All who agree post Aye!</description>
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  <lj:music>Dropkick!</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2003 19:03:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I heart sick days</title>
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  <description>I havent updated in a week or so. Did ya&apos;ll miss me? Anyways, lemme tell ya&apos;ll bout five iron. It was nuts. Okay, first off, gettin there was hilarious. We put on some mustard plug and drive off. We over shot Joannahs house by like 5 miles. So we had to back track to her house. We picked her up and went to the concert. We&apos;ll, we over shot our street on that one too. So we stopped at a gas station and this little old woman told us were to go. So im drivin, all of a sudden a big drop comes outta no where and I need to slam on the brakes or I rear end a pick up. We get there and I have a fun time driving around campus. We park and go in line. Ashley and Joannah went to go get tickets while me and Richy wait in the back of the line to get in. Well, Ashley calls me and tells me to run up and give her five bucks. I send Richy, he gets there and she had already gotten a free ticket. So he comes back in line and we get in. We hit the merch stand immedeatly. I got two five iron shirts and a button, all for only 19 dollars! It roxored. So we hit the bleachers and the first band comes on. Flat foot 56, Chi=town locals. They were amazing! Crazy bag pipes and a mandolin, oh man. Any band with a freakin mandolin is alright in my book. So yeah, they ruled. I wanna see when their next show is and check em out. Next one was a single act, he was okay. Cameron Jaymes his name was. Holland was alright and Bleach was great. FIF FIF FIF. They came on and opened with a song off their first and my favorite album. Old west off of Upbeats and Beatdowns. Blue Comb 78 was next then Where the Zero meets the Fifteen. Then they kicked in with some new stuff. Cannonball from there last album, and then See the Flames Begin to Crawl. It was nuts. After that Oh Canada and then straight into You Probablly shouldent move there. Somewhere around here was a song by some 80&apos;s band. It was like a sad love song and they all sang it. Reese was runnin round like a doofus. Then they played You Cant Handle This. They played Phantom Mullet next, I love that song. Then they did this craaazy montage of all their best songs. They finished up with A New Hope and ofcourse, their last song, Every New Day. They finished up and we headed out. The fog was nuts! I Could barley see! We get out and I immediatly take a wrong turn down this creeeepy old road with no lights. We turned around screaming we were gonna die. It was great. Then I had to cross this fog covered bridge. It was nuts, like less than 5ft of visibility. So scary dude. So yeah all of a sudden the fog just dissapears and its a clear night. Then we drive for a while more, and its foggier than ever now! And again it all just suddenly dissapears. I park on Joannahs lawn and drop her off. We drop Richy off and then I drop Ashley off and go home. Sleep. Yesterday I slept til one and played video games. Ill probably do the same today, more video games and fucking around with my computer. I havent seen Cheri in a while, I miss her.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2003 04:52:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I think this survey is broken</title>
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  <description>:x: piercings = None Yet, I wanna get three over my eyes tho&lt;br /&gt;:x: tattoos = I want a tombstone with the Ramones presidental seal and above it saying RIP Joey 1951-2001&lt;br /&gt;:x: height = 5&apos;6?&lt;br /&gt;:x: shoe size = 10-11&lt;br /&gt;:x: hair color = Brown, I need a new hair style tho. Everyone post and tell me what to do. Its gonna be either blue and black or blue and pink, but I need a style.&lt;br /&gt;:x: siblings = Trev and Mimi, both younger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAST...&lt;br /&gt;:x: movie you rented = Dirty Pair Flash: Project Eden&lt;br /&gt;x: movie you bought = Encino Man&lt;br /&gt;:x: song you listened to = Armagedon - Alkaline Trio, I didnt realize they were good!&lt;br /&gt;:x: song that was stuck in your head = Santeria - Sublime&lt;br /&gt;:x: cd you bought = The End Is Near - Five Iron Frenzy&lt;br /&gt;:x: cd you listened to = Yellow #5 - Mustard Plug&lt;br /&gt;:x: person you&apos;ve called = Rich&lt;br /&gt;:x: person that&apos;s called you = Elaina&lt;br /&gt;:x: tv show you&apos;ve watched = .hack//sign&lt;br /&gt;:x: person you were thinking of = this annoying girl from my work&lt;br /&gt;:x: friend you made = I made tons of friends tonight, Scott, Jay, Brad- The Mental state kids!&lt;br /&gt;DO...&lt;br /&gt;:x: you have a crush on someone = yeah, your mom! ooooo! Told.&lt;br /&gt;:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = I wish I was rich, then I could buy all my friends houses and we could all move somewhere...Anywhere but here...Kentucky....Then we can all marry our cousins.&lt;br /&gt;:x: you think about suicide = nope, genocide heh heh heh&lt;br /&gt;:x: you believe in online dating = eh, whatever floats your boat.&lt;br /&gt;:x: others find you attractive = Jez, who doesnt find me attractive.&lt;br /&gt;:x: you want more piercings = yes&lt;br /&gt;:x: you drink = fuck no&lt;br /&gt;:x: you do drugs = fuck no, I dont need an escape from life, im bigger than that.&lt;br /&gt;:x: you smoke = -cough- -cough- -cough- No thanks, Id rather keep my lungs -cough-:x: you like cleaning = suprisingly yes. Im very flamboyant like that. I love to rearrange rooms!&lt;br /&gt;:x: you like roller coasters = not really, I used to be hella scared of em when I was little&lt;br /&gt;:x: you write in cursive or print = Yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOR OR AGAINST...&lt;br /&gt;:x: long distance relationships = If your in love, then nothing, not even distance should matter.&lt;br /&gt;:x: using someone = I frown upon it&lt;br /&gt;:x: suicide = If it thins out the hot topic crowd. Id never do it personally&lt;br /&gt;:x: killing people = FRESHMEN&lt;br /&gt;:x: teenage smoking = Im against smoking in general&lt;br /&gt;:x: doing drugs = See Above&lt;br /&gt;:x: driving drunk = Have another drink and drive yourself home, I hope theres ice on all the roads, and you can think of me when your head goes crashing threw the windsheild. No, If you drunk drive, you can drive into a lake and sleep with the fishies&lt;br /&gt;:x: gay/lesbian relationships = If your in love, it doesnt matter what sex the other person is. It may creep me out, but Im all for it.&lt;br /&gt;:x: soap operas = GAH! Lord No!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE...&lt;br /&gt;:x: food = Like Pizza and Shit&lt;br /&gt;:x: song = Riot Gear - Five Iron Frenzy, Im Destroying The World - Guttermouth&lt;br /&gt;:x: thing to do = Skate, Be with Cheri, do what we did tonight, go around pissing people off &lt;br /&gt;:x: thing to talk about = Sexual Innuendo!&lt;br /&gt;:x: sports = Skateing, Pool, Volleyball, and sometimes even floor hockey&lt;br /&gt;:x: drinks = Anything thats free. Milk or Orange Soda&lt;br /&gt;:x: clothes = Skate or Band Tee and Khakis&lt;br /&gt;:x: movie(s) = Waynes World&lt;br /&gt;:x: singer = Reese Roper from Five Iron or Joey Ramone&lt;br /&gt;:x: holiday = Anything that gets me off school. Im partial to Christmas and Halloween, but Thanksgiving with my family is the best!&lt;br /&gt;HAVE YOU...&lt;br /&gt;:x: ever cried over a girl = Yes, many times. Damn truamatic sophomore year! &lt;br /&gt;:x: ever cried over a boy = Not to my recollection&lt;br /&gt;:x: ever been in a fist fight = Not really- Hit and Run Baby!&lt;br /&gt;:x: ever been arrested = I always get away, Im too quick! Damn Poleece tryin take my board away, helll no&lt;br /&gt;WHAT...&lt;br /&gt;:x: shampoo do you use = Pert I think&lt;br /&gt;:x: shoes do you wear = Chucks or Etines&lt;br /&gt;:x: are you scared of = Getting Impaled or having something go threw my Eyes or roof of my mouth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NUMBER...&lt;br /&gt;:x: of times I have been in love? = Once&lt;br /&gt;:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = maybe once&lt;br /&gt;:x: of hearts I have broken? = None I hope...&lt;br /&gt;:x: of girls I have kissed? = Jeez, too many, Imma pimp. At last count...3 hahaha&lt;br /&gt;:x: of boys I have kissed? = A few, like fake cheek kisses when we were messign around&lt;br /&gt;:x: of girls I&apos;ve slept with? = I fell asleep with Cheri&lt;br /&gt;:x: of boys I&apos;ve slept with? = alot, Ive had alot of sleep overs ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Firsts*&lt;br /&gt;First best friend: Jeremy&lt;br /&gt;First real memory of something: My brother throwing eggs out of the cart at the store and an old guy slipping on them. I think I was like 4&lt;br /&gt;First car: None yet&lt;br /&gt;First date: A song by Blink 182&lt;br /&gt;First real job: Pirates Cove&lt;br /&gt;First screen name: Gengar(insert number). Some pokemon thing hahaha&lt;br /&gt;First self purchased album: Some Five Iron Album&lt;br /&gt;First pets: Rudie, my cocker spaniel&lt;br /&gt;First piercing/tattoo-- nm=none yet&lt;br /&gt;First big trip: Florida&lt;br /&gt;First play/musical/performance: Five Iron, Relient K, The W&apos;s and Ace Trouble Shooter, that show was nuts&lt;br /&gt;First musician you remember hearing in your house: The Ramones&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Lasts*&lt;br /&gt;Last big car ride: Me and Cheri went all around last saturday?&lt;br /&gt;Last kiss: Cheri, last time we hung out&lt;br /&gt;last beverage drank: Mountain Dew&lt;br /&gt;Last food consumed: Starburst&lt;br /&gt;Last phone call: Elaina trying to find out where bulding #908 hahaha&lt;br /&gt;Last tv show watched: .hack//sign&lt;br /&gt;Last time showered: 3 hours ago&lt;br /&gt;Last shoes worn: Etines&lt;br /&gt;Last cd played: Mustard Plug - Yellow #5&lt;br /&gt;Last item bought: Starburst&lt;br /&gt;Last disappointment: When Brad missed that kids head tonight with the soda bottle&lt;br /&gt;Last soda drank: didnt I already answer this.....?&lt;br /&gt;Last ice cream eaten: no idea&lt;br /&gt;Last shirt worn: plain white t&lt;br /&gt;Last website visited: what the hell do you think?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A - Age: 16&lt;br /&gt;B - Best Quality: Im Hottt&lt;br /&gt;C - Choice Of Meat: Beef&lt;br /&gt;D - Dream Date: Me and Cheri sitting at my house watching movies&lt;br /&gt;E - Expert Advice Given To You: If you see a stranger, follow him&lt;br /&gt;F - Favorite Food: Pizza Damnit!&lt;br /&gt;G - Greatest Accomplishment: I consider everything I do a great accomplishment. Probably meeting Cheri.&lt;br /&gt;H - Happiest Day of Your Life: When me and Cheri first hung out that faithful Thursday.&lt;br /&gt;I - Internal conflicts: Should I run over to my dads and grab ps2?&lt;br /&gt;J - Job title: Public Realtions at Pirates Cove...AKA Ride Pusher. Also student and Belayer&lt;br /&gt;K - Kool-Aid: Blue&lt;br /&gt;L - Language: English/Japanese&lt;br /&gt;M - Most Valued Thing I Own: Gibson Les Paul Special. And Cheri, But I dont Own her&lt;br /&gt;N - Name: Timothy Michael Janis&lt;br /&gt;O - Onto Watching..: Huh?&lt;br /&gt;P - Pizza Toppings: just cheese&lt;br /&gt;Q - Question you want to ask: HOW MUCH!?&lt;br /&gt;R - Red is what: Aka desu&lt;br /&gt;S - Sport To Watch: Skating/Wakboarding/Rollerblading/BMX. Any x-games sport except moto x&lt;br /&gt;T - Television Show: That 70&apos;s show, Family Guy, Anime, Futurama, Simpsons&lt;br /&gt;U - Unique habit: Im suprisingly good at gymnastics&lt;br /&gt;V - Very bad habit: Im perfect, what are you talking about&lt;br /&gt;W - Winter: SNOW!!! I Love snow but I hate cold&lt;br /&gt;X - X-rays you&apos;ve had: Quite a few&lt;br /&gt;Y - Year Born: 1987&lt;br /&gt;Z - Zodiac Sign: Cancer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight was so damn rad. Were doing this everyweekend. Next time Im brining a video camera</description>
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  <lj:music>Nine Pound Hammer - Run Fat Boy Run!</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2003 00:21:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Would I just shut my mouth? Would I just block it out?</title>
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  <description>Yo home didlys. Haloween rocks. Nothing is better than free candy. Me Amy and Brian went trick or treating with Amy&apos;s neice and nephew. They were really cute! Except Alec (Her Nephew) keep punching me hahaha, but it was a cute punch. Yeah, so then we all went back to EG and I went and grabbed Jeremy and Co. We all went to The Carbunkels last show. Ill miss them! We didnt get to see them end there set either! We had to leave cause our ride came. We got to Jeremys house and played video games. Uneventful really. Came back home this mornin and walked the dogs. Now Im going to go rent Tony Hawks Underground and Maybe Jess will come over and play if her plans fall threw. It should be fun either way. Alright all, this week should be fun, call me if anyone wants to do something 609-7582.</description>
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  <lj:music>Mad Caddies - Macho Nacho</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2003 04:29:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Damn you Amy</title>
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  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px black solid; width: 90%&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/&quot;&gt;My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px black dotted&quot;&gt;Guitar4cretins goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Joey Ramone.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/bibly/&quot;&gt;bibly&lt;/a&gt; gives you 15 purple mint-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/blondie786/&quot;&gt;blondie786&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You get a piece of string.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/cherrymuffins3/&quot;&gt;cherrymuffins3&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You get a used tissue.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/drums4cretins/&quot;&gt;drums4cretins&lt;/a&gt; gives you 16 mauve grape-flavoured gumdrops.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/minime9845/&quot;&gt;minime9845&lt;/a&gt; gives you 2 teal raspberry-flavoured wafers.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/offspringkidamy/&quot;&gt;offspringkidamy&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You lose 29 pieces of candy!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/pankake945/&quot;&gt;pankake945&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/qarlwithaq/&quot;&gt;qarlwithaq&lt;/a&gt; gives you 8 light blue cherry-flavoured gummy bats.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/summerdeanne/&quot;&gt;summerdeanne&lt;/a&gt; tricks you! You get a button.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px orange solid&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/weezinispleezin/&quot;&gt;weezinispleezin&lt;/a&gt; gives you 3 light blue raspberry-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;border-bottom: 1px black dotted&quot;&gt;Guitar4cretins ends up with 13 pieces of candy, a piece of string, a used tissue, and a button.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;form action=&quot;http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/index.cgi&quot; method=&quot;post&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;Go trick-or-treating! Username: &lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;username&quot; size=&quot;10&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Let&amp;#39;s Go!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;font-size: xx-small; text-align: center&quot;&gt;Another fun meme brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;rfreebern&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way to steal all my candy ho. You stink. I had the most awsome time with Cheri today. Yesm, goodtimes. I need to update more often.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2003 15:25:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Do it or else</title>
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  <description>01: what is your first memory of me:&lt;br /&gt;02: how long have we been friends:&lt;br /&gt;03: tell about one memory we share together:&lt;br /&gt;04: describe me in four adjectives:&lt;br /&gt;05: if we could spend a day together what would we do:&lt;br /&gt;06: name one thing you really don&apos;t like about me:&lt;br /&gt;07: name one thing you really do like about me:&lt;br /&gt;08: if you could give me a gift what would it be:&lt;br /&gt;09: have we ever gotten in a fight &amp; about what:&lt;br /&gt;10: have we ever hugged:&lt;br /&gt;11: have we ever danced with each other:&lt;br /&gt;12: have you ever seen me cry:&lt;br /&gt;13: have i ever offended you:&lt;br /&gt;14: what is something embarrassing that i&apos;ve done:&lt;br /&gt;15: what do i usually look like when you see me:&lt;br /&gt;16: what do i say all the time\whats my catch phrase:&lt;br /&gt;17: do you think we will be friends in 5 years:&lt;br /&gt;18: do you think i am bitchy:&lt;br /&gt;19: has there been anything you wanted to tell me, but didn&apos;t:&lt;br /&gt;20: what advice would you give me, in general:&lt;br /&gt;21: wanna make out:&lt;br /&gt;22: suggest a band / cd for me to listen to:&lt;br /&gt;23: is there a song that reminds you of me:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, do it fool. Last night was much fun. Me and Cheri hung out after school and developed a special top secret hand shake. Then I went to drop off Cheri and get Brian. We played DDR and other random video games at Jeremys house for a while. THen we went to D&amp;B and it was fun. We showed Brian pump it up and yeah, it was all good. Brian won 80 tickets at a single hand of poker. It was great.  Yeah, do it fool.</description>
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  <lj:music>Dance Music</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2003 06:41:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Okay, tonight I kinda lost my phone in Jeremys lawn, so Yeah all of you who tried to call me, Cheri, Amy, Jena, Richy, and Unknown lol, Im sorry, please call me back and tell me whatever you had to tell me.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2003 02:13:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Do you live in the moment? All the time&lt;br /&gt;Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Except to ignorant people&lt;br /&gt;Do you have any secrets? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Do you hate yourself? Ah I love me&lt;br /&gt;Do you like your handwriting? Do you love my hand writting?&lt;br /&gt;Do you have any bad habits? Acting like an ass&lt;br /&gt;What is the compliment you get most from people? People Tell Me Im Hottt. Atleast I like to pretend they do&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s your biggest fear? That I will trip and impale myself on something, like a fire hydrant&lt;br /&gt;Do you think you are emotionally strong? I try my hardest to be strong, but I dont think I am&lt;br /&gt;Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? I regret making fun of some people. They were realyl nice people that did nothing wrong and I made fun of them to try and be cool. But fuck cool people, Im me and if thats not good enough for you you can suck my cock&lt;br /&gt;What is the most important lesson you&apos;ve learned from life? Dont worry, you worry, your gonna get nervous, you get nervous, your gonna fuck up.&lt;br /&gt;Are you confident? I try to be optimistic&lt;br /&gt;Are you perceived wrongly? People think that just cause I like punk that I cant listen to anything else. I listen to all kinds of music. Just because I listen to punk people assume that I hate the government and wanna blow up America.&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;DO YOU...&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;Read the newspaper? ummm no&lt;br /&gt;Go to church? yeah. Notta big fan of organized religion. I know the big man is up there and we&apos;re tight, I dont need to go to a building to talk to him.&lt;br /&gt;Take walks in the rain? Yeah, I get to play in the rain then. Its even better with thunder and lightning&lt;br /&gt;Talk to people even though you hate them? Everyday&lt;br /&gt;Drive? Very fast&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;Hurt yourself? Not intentionally. I skate and act dumb. If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.&lt;br /&gt;Been out of the country? nope&lt;br /&gt;Done drugs? Drugs are for those who are weak. I am not weak. I dont need to bail out on life because its to tough. Fuck all of you that need to do drugs to live.&lt;br /&gt;Gone skinny dipping? Not as of yet :)&lt;br /&gt;Had a medical emergency? yes&lt;br /&gt;Had a surgery? Tonsils&lt;br /&gt;Ran away from home? Nope, why should I have to leave just cause I dont like who lives at my house, I just stock up on food and dont leave my room haha&lt;br /&gt;Played strip poker? Yes, but unfortunaly it was a very short game. I need to play again soon.&lt;br /&gt;Gotten beaten up? not that I can remeber, ive knocked a few people out tho haha&lt;br /&gt;Been on stage? Oh yeah, I rock out hard core on stage and off&lt;br /&gt;Been so drunk that you don&apos;t remember what you did? Seen the drug question&lt;br /&gt;Slept outdoors? yes.&lt;br /&gt;Pulled an all-nighter? All the time&lt;br /&gt;Talked on the phone all night? Yep&lt;br /&gt;Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? Just the other day&lt;br /&gt;Slept all day? Constantly&lt;br /&gt;Made out with a stranger? nope&lt;br /&gt;Had sex with a stranger? nope&lt;br /&gt;Thought you&apos;re going crazy? Um yes hahaha&lt;br /&gt;Been betrayed? All the time, nothing huge tho...&lt;br /&gt;Had a wish that came true? Yes&lt;br /&gt;Been in a mosh-pit? I invented the mosh pit&lt;br /&gt;Had a nervous breakdown? Dun think so&lt;br /&gt;Considered religious vocation? Whats a vocation?&lt;br /&gt;Bungee jumped? Nope, dont play to either, Sky Boarding is were its at.&lt;br /&gt;Had a dream that kept coming back? Yeah, I dreamt that I was in the Lion kign alot when I was little. Now I dont really dream repeatedly. But I like the dreams where im falling, I smash against the ground and it feels like im flat hahaha. Plus the falling/flying feels cool.&lt;br /&gt;- - - - -&lt;br /&gt;AMIGOS&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? I think so, but they wont admit it&lt;br /&gt;Who&apos;s the one person that knows most about you? Jeremy&lt;br /&gt;Who&apos;s your longest known friend? Jeremy&lt;br /&gt;Newest? Jessica!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Shyest? Sure as hell aint Rich...Soooo, I dont think I really have that many shy friends.&lt;br /&gt;Funniest? Louie or Cory or Richy or Jessica&lt;br /&gt;Smartest? Me sadly hahahaha&lt;br /&gt;Friends you miss being close to the most? Amy and Richy and Bill&lt;br /&gt;Last person you talked to online? Jena&lt;br /&gt;Who do you talk to most online? Jeremy, Amy, Jessica and Miggs&lt;br /&gt;Who are you on the phone with most? No one, I dont use phones&lt;br /&gt;Who do you trust most? Jeremy and Cheri&lt;br /&gt;Who listens to your problems? Cheri, Amy and Jeremy&lt;br /&gt;Who do you fight most with? Stepdad&lt;br /&gt;Who&apos;s your second family? Jeremy&lt;br /&gt;Do you always feel understood? Nope, no one ever does.&lt;br /&gt;Name one person who&apos;s arms you feel safe in: Cheri&lt;br /&gt;Do your friends know you? Well Id hope so&lt;br /&gt;- - - - -&lt;br /&gt;LOVE, and all that&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;Do you consider love a mistake? I consider you a mistake 0.o&lt;br /&gt;First kiss? Maggie Higgens 6th? grade&lt;br /&gt;Do you prefer to really know someone before dating? Cant say.&lt;br /&gt;What is best about the opposite sex? Wrestling with them.&lt;br /&gt;Do you consider your significant other hot? Cheri is hoooootttt&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON AND WHEN...&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;That you laughed at? Jessica when she hit a car lol&lt;br /&gt;That laughed at you? The old guys that laughed at me when I looked like a woman&lt;br /&gt;To ask you out? I asked them out&lt;br /&gt;To make you cry? Maybe a month or two ago&lt;br /&gt;To brighten up your day? Elaina&lt;br /&gt;That you thought about? Cheri&lt;br /&gt;You talked to on the phone? Amy&lt;br /&gt;You saw a movie with? Cheri&lt;br /&gt;You talked to through IM/ICQ? Cheri&lt;br /&gt;You saw? Jeremy, Im at his house now&lt;br /&gt;You lost? Im lucky, I havent lost that many people in my life. My grandpa that I hardly knew. And my best friend Max who moved away&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;RIGHT THIS MOMENT...&lt;br /&gt;- - - - - &lt;br /&gt;Are you going out? In a minute to go play Pump It Up (DDR)&lt;br /&gt;Will it be with your significant other? Unless Jeremy is my significant other&lt;br /&gt;Or some random person? Jeremy and James hopefully&lt;br /&gt;What are you wearing right now? The same shorts Ive been wearing for like 3 days striaght, my Drop Kick Murphys Shirt, sox, grey boxers. I need sexy underwear 0.o&lt;br /&gt;Body-part you&apos;re touching right now: My eye&lt;br /&gt;What are you worried about right now? Not alot, grades a little. My friends too, everyone seems depressed and I wish I could help them&lt;br /&gt;What book are you reading? I read manga, currently Im reading Love Hina #8&lt;br /&gt;Use 5 words to describe how you&apos;re feeling: Sore, hungry, stinky, ready-to-dance, sexy.&lt;br /&gt;Are you bored? Not really&lt;br /&gt;Are you tired? A little&lt;br /&gt;Who are you talking to online? Jean and Cheri&lt;br /&gt;Are you talking to anyone on the phone? no.&lt;br /&gt;Are you lonely or content? Content&lt;br /&gt;Are you listening to music? Hey Ya - Outkast&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night was hilarious. I went out after practice with Richy, Jessica, and Steve. Wow went went to Wendys, I was dressed like a chick. It was great. Then me Jessica and Steve drove around and tried to get lost. It didnt work to well lol. We got free donuts at Krispy Kreme. All in all we hung out and cracked jokes. We need to do it again soon. So yeah. I miss Cheri, I need to see her soon. I had like 5 people call me 007 today, it was great.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2003 17:51:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Ghetto Booty Props</title>
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  <description>Yeah that was the best night Ive had in a while. Cheri and I walked home and just hung out. It was great. We watched tv and yeah. Somewhere in there we both fell asleep. Afterwards we played War. I held two Prisoners of war. It was great. So yeah, we played around for a while. Tickle wars to the max. Ummmmm. Yeah, today should be fun. Bowling after school and pratice. Everyone should come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW- I Am 007</description>
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  <lj:music>Rage Against The Machine - Guerilla Radio</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2003 04:03:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I woulda made a sexy chick!</title>
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  <description>So yeah, today was good, I feel happy. I walked home with Cheri and made fun of her all the way : ) Then I went home and ate a pizza. Richy picked me up and we went to band. Ms. Bass is learning very quick. Shes awsome, but her LJ posts need to be less gloomy. Yes, after practice I threw a box at Richies head, but it hit her in the face. Gomennasai Ms. Bass! Im really sorry! I cant beleive it hit you! I never mean to hurt you! Much love sista! Anyways. Then I came home, sat at poppas house and DL&apos;ed music for a while. Came back to mommas, instaleld Priston Tale. Played. Went to the library, got manga, read, and now Im bored. So I tied Cheri up and handcuffed her today 0.o that was nutty. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt; By the way, Richy, you and Jessica are coming bowling with me and Cheri after practice this thursday. Would anyone else like to come?? Pay for yourselves of course&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2003 14:10:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>KAWAIII!!!</title>
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  <description>So cute, my new icon, so cute.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2003 05:21:14 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>JOY-GASM 50x</title>
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  <description>Wow, oooo la la. The weekend has been very very very very very excelent. Saturday night was very fun. Cheri looked gorgeous, I was so happy to see her. We took pictures and I think they turned out well. I met the legenday Marti, but we didnt talk much. Um, yeah, we left for Brians house. He wasnt ready so he had got a ride later. We went to the dance and saw a few people. Me and Cheri sat around for a while watching all the idiots doing these moronic dances. It was hilarious. I opened the door into some idiot on the other side. I got 50 points for that. I grabbed Brians ass, twice. YEah then some guy that I know but dont know danced with me. It was hottt. Like, I recognize his face, but Im not sure where I know him from. So yeah, we lefy early cause neither of us can dance haha. So we visited Richie and he was fun, I love my Richie, he&apos;s my buddy. Me and Cheri went to blockbuster. We rented Malibu&apos;s Most Wanted and Bowling For Columbine. We started to watch MMW and then Brian called. We picked him up and had quite an adventure trying to find a place to eat. We went to the Dennys on Alrngton Heights Road, but it was packed so we had to go somewhere else. So everyone decided to go to steak and shake, but it was one way out in DP. WE HAVE LIKE 3 IN EG! But noooo we had to go to DP lol. But anyways, it was very fun, and Im glad that I went. Hanging out with Brian is a blast, and Cheri makes me so happy. So yeah, needless to say I got home late. I was supposed to be back at 12, but I got home at 1:30, but it was cool cause I didnt get in much trouble. So yeah, Home Coming night was magical. Today I slept til about 1. Walked the dogs, picked up shit (literal shit) in the backyard. Showered. Amy came whilst I was watching Bowling for Columbine, so I need to finish that up. We picked up Brian, but first we stopped by Mike Dolans house. I miss Mike, we should hang out more, I shall give him a call this week (I say that all the time but never do it. This time I mean it Mike!!!) So yeah, we went to Walgreens and I got to see Mike Giblin and Brandon Aushwitz. Its always a plesure to see those guys. We went to Amys house, I set up her printer and listened to Dimu Borgir and The Ataris. Yeah it was good. We took the train and the bus and it was fun. Yeah we got downtown and then we walked around, it was gooooood times. We got to the show just in time to see the end of Big D and The Kids Table. They were really good, but then again all ska bands rock. MUSTARD PLUG LOVE! OW OW! Wow, I got right up to the front and sung along. Wow, that was fucking amazing. The singer held the Mic right up to me on like 15 different occasions. I sung the whole clapping part to Throw A Bomb. Wow, I was so fucking psyched. Richie, you missed a hell of a show. I was all up ons. It was soooooo much fun. I skanked my way up to the front and had a hell of a time. Amy bought me this sweet ass shirt. You can bet ill be wearing it monday. Much love Amy, you fucking Rock. Yeah, my shirt was a sweaty mess. I love my ska shows. Yeah, I cant stress enough on how close I was to the stage. Yeah im tired, I need sleep. Ask me about tonight, Ill give you an earful about how much it rocked.</description>
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  <lj:music>Mustard Plug (Duh) - You Want It, We Got It</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2003 16:00:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So yea, Im sittin here in programming and my terminal wont work so I decided it would be a good time to update. So yeah, ysterday I got my pimp ass suit and a tie. Last night was pretty fun too. I went to the bonfire and yeah, that was okay. Amy and Jena picked me up and it was all good cause I didnt have to walk. I met Richy, Matt, and Brad There. I walked around telling people I was Matts boyfriend. It was great. I found DDR. And ofcourse, I had to go find Brian. We danced it up and it was good. I had a big following but yeah, Brian tottally won both times hahaha. Ummmmmm, oh, Mealanie blinded me with her camera flash. That was so not cool. Yeah then I went home and talked to people online. I miss Cheri. We are going to hang out today after school tho so ^_^ Yeah, we gonna have fun. Home coming should be fun too. I think we&apos;re going to take pictures at Cheri&apos;s Moms&apos;s house before hand. I think we going out to dinner too, but Im not sure. The people we might go with havent gotten back to us yet. So yeah. It should be fun either way.</description>
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  <lj:music>Can you the love tonight - Phil Collins (lol)</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2003 04:39:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I love you-</title>
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  <description>So, how do i describe the past days? Well, THEY R0X0RED! I spent both of them with Cheri. We stayed in my room watching movies, and wow, I could just fall asleep with her. Seriously, I felt so comfy and content with her right next to me. So yeah, that was my weekend. I was supposed to go to AFI tommorow, but my mother, allthough well meaning, is often times blinded by her concern. Amy, Im really sorry, Ill make it up to you some how. Ill pay for both the Mustard Plug tickets, you got anyone you wanna bring with? Um...I think thats it. Oh, our new bass played 0wnZ0rs. First practice ever, she learned 2 new songs. Nick couldent do that it 2 weeks! So yea, everyone make sure you tell her how awsomely awsome she is (its my word Ms. Bass)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Concert Schedule&lt;br /&gt;-Mustard Plug, October 12, Bottom Lounge-&lt;br /&gt;-Five Iron Frenzy, November 16, Judson College-&lt;br /&gt;-Anti Flag, November 21, Metro-&lt;br /&gt;-Less Than Jake (Somewhere, Sometime)-&lt;br /&gt;-I Think im going to see rancid sometime too-&lt;br /&gt;Anyone got anymore that I forgot? Anyone wanna come along to any of these?</description>
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  <lj:music>Mustard Plug - Not Enough</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2003 03:19:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Who said that I wasnt right? Ive lived for years with out a life. Dont have a soul on my side. Still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dont take me under your wing. I dont need a hand dont need anything. Ive got a roof over my head. As if I&apos;d rather be alone with me instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Close yet far.&lt;br /&gt;Drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are.&lt;br /&gt;Ill tip my hat to those who cant beleive its me.&lt;br /&gt;Though I never never never ever wanted this to be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can hear the sounds of the city. Sunrise and set are the same to me. A hesitating pulse is good company. And my reflection offers no apology.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But who said I wasnt right? And ive lived for years with out a life. Dont have a soul on my side. Still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Close yet far.&lt;br /&gt;Drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are.&lt;br /&gt;Ill tip my hat to those who cant beleive its me.&lt;br /&gt;Though I never never never ever wanted this to be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Close yet far.&lt;br /&gt;Drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are.&lt;br /&gt;And Ill think of days when there was something to beleive.&lt;br /&gt;Though I never never never ever wanted this to be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Close Yet Far - CKY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damn progress report, Im grounded for this ghetto-fabulous 3 day weekend. Curses.&lt;br /&gt;Some one can stop by tho, that would make my day.&lt;br /&gt;I love Cheri with all my heart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS-&lt;br /&gt;Im thinkin bout gettin my eyebrow peirced, any comments?</description>
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  <lj:music>Close Yet Far - CKY</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2003 04:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>From The &quot;Rob Im Stealing Your Idea Because Im Bored&quot; dept</title>
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  <description>So yeah, aside from me kickin myself in the nuts a second ago, &lt;font size=&quot;10&quot;&gt;TONIGHT FREAKIN ROCKED!&lt;/font&gt; Ive never had so much fun. Me and Cheri walked home to her house and watched Orange County. Funny ass movie, wow, Jack Black, your my hero. Anyways. At like 5 we were picked up by her stepdad, Gary. Hes hilarious. We watched more movies at her Moms house and then ate dinner. Seriously, I could barley eat I was laughing so hard. After dinner Cheri and me went upstairs and talked to people online. We sat around in her bed playin around with the dogs and enjoyed being with each other. We then went to Audoboun and talked and lay down in the grass holding hands and talking. It was really fun. I need to go pick up a tuxedo or suit or something for Home Coming tommorow. Yeah, that should be an adventure. Anyways Im off to bed. Sleep well youngins, the greatest treasures in the world are found within the hearts of other people...or something poetic like that ;)</description>
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  <lj:music>Take On Me - Aha</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2003 17:17:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I LOVE RAMEN!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 21:55:54 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>What does the drunk fox look like?</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 21:55:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I smell really bad~~~~ ( ~=stink line )</title>
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  <description>Im hungry, I feel like some Ramen Noodles. Okay Im back. I still feel sick. I need to get lotsa rest so I can go with Cheri tommorow. Last night was fun. Me and Jeremy played DDR til like 1am. And yeah, I read more of the D&amp;D Players Hand book. Its really interesting. I miss Cheri, and now I need to walk the dogs, Ill talk to you later.</description>
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  <lj:music>Police And Rythem</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 02:38:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>わたし は、ﾁｬﾘさんが  だいすき です</title>
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  <description>Damn parents!!! I was supposed to go out with Amy and Brian for ice cream tonight but apprently Im grounded again. So yeah, I walked around with Cheri, Brian, and Miggs after school, it was fun. I love Cheri! I got some good stuff in the mail today, it rocks. So yeah, Im awsome and you know it.</description>
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